Can I Stay Home
Stop checking my blog mom

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."
why the fuck am i cryingliterally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama)


msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.