Knuckles deep
Stop checking my blog mom
Oh, I love you! ♥♥ Pt.2

Oh! You’re so nice


sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate


rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

grinned:

Bring Me The Horizon by megan leetz on Flickr.

anthonypure:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

There is a guy at my school who jerks off in class while looking at girls it is literally the most disgusting and disturbing thing he did it all the time in French and in my friends History class and I was really confused on what to do 


As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu)


rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth